I HAVE A SIGN ON MY HEAD THAT SAYS ‘DO NOT TOUCH’

Ok, so I sent a txt msg to a guy suggesting that he take me out for a drink. I thought I’d bite the bullet, I didn’t think I’d break my teeth. The guy doesn’t txt me back. EVER.

What the fuck! I know I don’t look like Tyra Banks or Naomi Campbell but I don’t look like the Elephant Man. Or do I look like the Elephant Man? Do I look like the Elephant Man????

My friend says that when we go out, sometimes I seem unapproachable and that some guys are intimidated by me. What’s there to be intimidated by? Sure I wear a shirt and tie and I never wear shoes just trainers and I have short hair and I’m very focused but men shouldn’t be intimidated by that, should they?

I know what you’re thinking, ‘You’re not gonna get a man by dressing like a lesbian’ but I shouldn’t have to dress like a slut just to get a man’s attention. Besides, I’m comfortable this way. I shouldn’t have to change.

Fuck, I don’t know any more. Shit! Shouldn’t I be writing?


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